Salmond Is Jolly For 'the Weans' (BBC Scotland's Children In Need)
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First Minister Alex Salmond appeared on BBC Scotland's Children in Need in the guise of famous comic misanthrope the Reverend I M Jolly.
The dour minister created by the late Rikki Fulton was a popular fixture in the Hogmanay TV schedules with his catchphrase "Ah've had a helluva year".
Mr Salmond said his evangelical crusades went down well in Glasgow East - slightly less well in Glenrothes.
He said: "I preached 'yes we can', the people replied, 'nah we didnae'."
Addressing the nation from his armchair, the first minister said: "Dearly beloved fellow Scots - and Gordon Brown.
"It is at times of great fiscal strain and hardship that we turn to the Bible for words of comfort and solace.
"Take Genesis: And God said 'Let there be sky - and those who can afford Sky can watch the best fitba'.
"And the Lord also said 'Let there be light' - but he changed his mind when the leccy bill came in."
Mr Salmond also poked fun at his predecessor as first minister, Jack McConnell.
The SNP leader said: "I'd also like to thank him for the present of fish he left for me in Bute House - under the floorboards.
"Moira and I had a great time to replacing all the light bulbs he'd taken with him."
The first minister concluded his message: "Please dig deep, it's for the weans."